do u ever dislike something (or someone) for a super petty reason but then u learn that the thing (or person) is actually super shitty and there are many reasons to dislike it (or them) and then u feel powerful in the most spiteful way possible
why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
(Source: yodiscrepo, via booty-sheriff)
Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.
This could have also been a mid air eagle sex session crash
He shoulda pulled out sooner…..